Khaki Pants in Whispertown

A lot of things seem to “make people uncomfortable”. Said people are usually bastards. Or idiots. One of the quickest ways to find out whether or not you hate someone is to jump straight into an earnest, forthright conversation about Politics and/or Religion. Dear Abby and Miss Manners would tell you that I’m “breaking all…

How to Live Your Life: A satirical Self-Help book. Exerpts!

Chapter 4 How to Impress Everyone Part One: Be a Boss. I think in life, it’s important to yell out “son of a bitch” as often as possible. It just makes you look like you’re the boss of something, even if it’s only your cat who just pissed on the dvd player. Also, carrying a…

First Draft of “My Stupid Hipster Diary”

Click here to read MyStupidHipsterDiary in its full first draft glory!   As you’re probably aware, I write. My Stupid Hipster Diary, an irreverent adventure diary for adults, is my first book. It’s not about Hipsters. It’s about you. And all of the stupid stuff that you do and think. Within its pages, you’ll be asked things…

Excerpts from my new book!

The following are excerpts from my new book, entitled  How to live your life (and other bullshit you’ll believe because I wear glasses). Introduction     Hello. My name is Doctor. You don’t need to know my last name. It’s simply not important. Just call me “Doctor”, because I’m a doctor and you’re not. To…