Dear Other Human: Fake Letters, pt 1


Dear Other Human, Monkey, Robot, or Exceptionally intelligent Mouse,


This is my personal stationary.  I made it because I feel self- important, and I like to see the letters of my name looking very fancy and official in ink.  “AM” Jackson.  It’s got a ring to it.  It makes me sound as though I’m a very chipper morning person.  Maybe I really am.  But you’ll never know, will you? Because this letter is impersonal and professional, bitches.  Wait.  Did I just use the term “bitches” in a professional letter? You bet your ass I did.  I’m a game changer.

So.  Yeah.

Warm regards,

AM Jackson


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