Daily Tips from a Real (Fake) Doctor

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Assert your authority!

It  just feels good to be the boss of something.

Even if it’s your microwave– or the tiny villagers you’ve been torturing. 

When the Aliens come, they’re gonna want to be taken to some sort of leader. Wouldn’t you rather decide for yourself what those crazy Aliens do to you?
That’s what I thought.

Own your life. Even if you’re a lonely troll.

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