Screenshot from SPEC: It’s Always Sunny: The Rise and Fall of Dennis Reynolds

ACT ONE
INT. PADDY’S PUB, DAY 2
(DENNIS, DEE, MAC)
DENNIS ENTERS EXCITEDLY, JOINING MAC AND DEE, WHO STAND BEHIND THE BAR.

DENNIS
(Re: envelope) This right here is the beginning. I just got head shots- I gotta get this thing rolling. Check these out.
DENNIS DISPLAYS A HEAD SHOT OF HIMSELF IN A SMUG POSE. THE PHOTOS HAVE CLEARLY BEEN VERY FLATTERINGLY PHOTO-SHOPPED.
DEE
Are you serious? It’s like they shaved off half of your nose.
DENNIS
This bitterness is really unflattering, Dee. Stop projecting your failure and get me a beer.
MAC
You know dude, I’ve always wondered what it would be like to be in an action film- blowing stuff up, all sweaty and shit- do you think I could be an actor? Like- seriously.
DENNIS CONSIDERS THIS A MOMENT
DENNIS
Well, maybe. But I don’t know. See- I’ve been blessed with a naturally chiseled face- it’s all about bone structure.
MAC
I’ve got good bone structure.
DENNIS
Yeah, but see, the camera distorts your image- in real life, yeah, you’re great looking, but with those cheeks- the camera would make you look like Frank.
MAC GRIMACES.
DENNIS SLAPS MAC ON THE BACK REASSURINGLY.
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